Blame the Booze Flask – 8oz Stainless Steel Hip Flask
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The Blame the Booze Flask is an 8oz food-grade stainless steel hip flask designed to carry whiskey, bourbon, and other spirits in a jacket pocket or travel bag.
I was at a wedding in New Orleans when the groom's Uncle Earl challenged me to a dance contest. Now, I've never claimed to be much of a dancer, but Earl had a bad knee and I figured I stood a pretty good chance.
Three songs later, I'd lost my hat, stepped on the bride's mother's foot, and apparently gave the mother of the bride "the vapors" (she fainted). The next morning, Earl asked what on earth had gotten into me. I pulled out my Blame the Booze Flask, pointed to the label, and said, "There's your answer." He laughed so hard he nearly lost his false teeth.
I've always believed a gentleman should take responsibility for his actions. But sometimes it's nice to have an excuse handy.
Yours truly,
Lucky Jack
Why You Need It
- 8oz liquor capacity: Holds a personal supply of whiskey, bourbon, or other spirits.
- Food-grade, lead-free stainless steel: Durable, reusable construction for regular use.
- Handmade in Missouri: Features exclusive Blame the Booze artwork designed by Lucky Jack in the USA.
- Attached screw-on cap: Remains connected to the flask to help prevent misplaced caps.
- Slim, portable profile: Slips into a jacket pocket or travel bag for convenient carry.
- Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV coating: Helps protect the artwork from alcohol exposure and everyday wear.
- Dishwasher-safe construction: Simplifies cleaning between uses.
Dimensions: 3.75" x 5.75"
Capacity: 8 oz. (237 ml.)
Packaging: Gift box included.
Pro Tip: Use a flask funnel when filling. Spilling perfectly good whiskey is one thing you can't blame on the booze.
