Dirty Old Man Flask – 8oz Stainless Steel Hip Flask

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An 8oz stainless steel hip flask designed for carrying whiskey, bourbon, or your favorite spirit in a pocket, pack, or everyday carry setup.

I was nursing a drink at an old roadside diner when my mysterious companion wandered in, pointed at my Dirty Old Man Flask, and gave me the look, you know the know.

"You know," she said, "when I was twenty-five, that would've offended me."

"What about now?" I asked.

She shrugged.

We shared a sip and agreed that getting older isn't so bad when you've still got a sense of humor.

Signed,
Lucky Jack

 

Why You Need It

  • Holds up to 8 ounces of whiskey, bourbon, or your favorite spirit for nights out, travel, and everyday carry
  • Food-grade stainless steel construction resists flavor transfer and is built for years of dependable everyday use
  • Attached screw-on cap stays securely connected during pocket carry, travel, tailgates, camping trips, or nights out
  • Slim hip flask profile fits comfortably in a jacket pocket, backpack, glove box, or everyday carry setup
  • Dishwasher-safe construction makes cleanup quick after weekends away, celebrations, or evenings with good company
  • Durable UV-coated Dirty Old Man artwork stands up to regular handling while preserving its vintage-inspired design

Pro Tip: Some labels improve with age. This one just gets funnier.