Fire Alarm Flask – 8oz Stainless Steel Hip Flask

An 8oz stainless steel hip flask designed for carrying whiskey, bourbon, or your favorite spirit in a pocket, pack, or night-out carry setup.

The bayou party was teetering on the edge of chaos when someone yelled, “Somebody pull the fire alarm!”

I reached into my jacket, pulled out the Fire Alarm Flask, and held it up like official equipment. The whole room stopped, stared, and then erupted in laughter when they realized it was a flask.

“Careful,” I said, twisting off the cap. “This one doesn’t put fires out. It starts ’em.”

Signed,
Lucky Jack

Why You Need It

• Holds up to 8 ounces of whiskey, bourbon, or your favorite spirit for nights out, travel, and weekends away
• Food-grade stainless steel construction resists flavor transfer and stands up to dependable everyday use
• Attached screw-on cap stays securely connected during pocket carry, travel, parties, or weekend adventures
• Slim hip flask profile fits comfortably in a jacket pocket, overnight bag, backpack, or night-out setup
• Dishwasher-safe construction makes cleanup quick after celebrations, road trips, or nights that become stories
• Durable UV-coated Fire Alarm artwork stands up to regular handling while keeping its bold vintage look

Pro Tip: The only emergency this flask solves is when the booze gets spilled before the night’s over.