Tattooed Mermaid Flask – 8oz Stainless Steel Hip Flask

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An 8oz stainless steel hip flask designed for carrying whiskey, bourbon, or your favorite spirit in a pocket, pack, or evening carry setup.

I was standing on a bridge in Portland around midnight, watching the river slide under the city lights, quiet enough to make a man imagine things.

That’s when I saw her, just a flicker, something sleek and human-shaped slipping beneath the surface. Probably a trick of the light. Probably.

I pulled out my Tattooed Mermaid Flask, took a steady sip, and studied the water again. Nothing. Just the river keeping its secrets.

Still… for a moment, I could’ve sworn she winked.

Signed,
Lucky Jack

 

Why You Need It

  • Holds up to 8 ounces of whiskey, bourbon, or your favorite spirit for waterfront nights, travel, and evenings out
  • Food-grade stainless steel construction resists flavor transfer and is built for years of dependable everyday use
  • Attached screw-on cap stays securely connected during pocket carry, travel, waterfront adventures, or evenings out
  • Slim hip flask profile fits comfortably in a jacket pocket, backpack, travel bag, or evening carry setup
  • Dishwasher-safe construction makes cleanup quick after road trips, nights on the town, or weekends away
  • Durable UV-coated Tattooed Mermaid artwork stands up to regular handling while keeping its bold vintage look

Pro Tip: Some mysteries are better left unsolved. Keep your flask full and enjoy the story.