Whoop Ass Flask – 8oz Stainless Steel Hip Flask
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An 8oz stainless steel hip flask designed for carrying whiskey, bourbon, or your favorite spirit in a pocket, pack, or everyday carry setup.
I was helping Big Tex wrestle a stubborn trailer hitch that had apparently declared independence years earlier. After twenty minutes of grunting, prying, and language that would've embarrassed a sailor, he leaned against the tailgate and wiped the sweat from his brow.
"You got anything that'll help?" he asked.
I reached into my jacket and handed him the Whoop Ass Flask.
He studied the label, nodded once, and said, "Close enough."
A sip later, we walked back to the hitch with fresh determination.
Funny thing about confidence—it doesn't always solve the problem.
But it sure makes you willing to try again.
Signed,
Lucky Jack
Why You Need It
- Holds up to 8 ounces of whiskey, bourbon, or your favorite spirit for camping, tailgates, road trips, and everyday carry
- Food-grade stainless steel construction resists flavor transfer and is built for years of dependable everyday use
- Attached screw-on cap stays securely connected during pocket carry, camping, tailgates, road trips, or everyday adventures
- Slim hip flask profile fits comfortably in a jacket pocket, backpack, glove box, truck console, or everyday carry setup
- Dishwasher-safe construction makes cleanup quick after long days, weekends away, or evenings with good company
- Durable UV-coated Whoop Ass artwork stands up to regular handling while preserving its bold vintage-inspired design
Pro Tip: Save the whoop ass for stubborn bolts, impossible projects, and friendly bragging rights. The flask is just there for moral support.
