You don’t find the party — you are the party. This kit just helps you keep it rolling.

🥃 Medicine Flask
Handmade in Missouri from food-grade stainless steel, this 8oz flask is built for adventure and bad decisions alike. Comes gift-boxed, ready to cure whatever ails you — from dry weddings to dull parties.

🍴 Mini Mess-Kit Adventure Card
Wallet-sized stainless-steel utensil set for eating on the go. Fast food, camp food, or hangover breakfast — it’s got you covered.

🏹 Mini Crossbow Toothpick Shooter
Shoots toothpicks up to six feet. Comes boxed with a paper target and warning label that says it all: “Not for children.”