🥃 “F* My Liver” Flask
Handmade in Missouri from food-grade stainless steel, this 8oz flask is for anyone who’s allergic to moderation. Ready for weddings, campfires, and chaos — and it comes in a slick gift box that screams bad decisions, well made.

🔧 Tactical Card
The credit-card-sized tool for when life (or furniture) comes apart. Includes screwdrivers, hex wrenches, a curved push-blade knife, and a reusable magnetic pad. Designed in the USA exclusively for Lucky Jack — because real rebels don’t wait for backup.

💈 Genuine Switchblade Folding Comb
Tame the chaos without losing your edge. Built from an actual switchblade, complete with steel spring, locking mechanism, and rosewood handle. Flip it open with authority, fix your hair, and get back to raising hell.